WORTH CELEBRATING

WORTH CELEBRATING

My daughter, who is 8, informed me that today is International Women’s Day. I had no idea. I've never heard of it before. The first thing I thought...

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VALIDATED

VALIDATED

From a correspondence with my brother from another mother - T. T! Paris was fun. Great trip. I have a driver here, Herman, who drives me whenever I...

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BUTCHER'S HOOK

BUTCHER'S HOOK

I could write a pretty funny book about all the shit I got up to when I attended CalArts in 1989. The world had not changed yet -- meaning things ...

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MR. SPECTOR

MR. SPECTOR

Elaine’s was still open, so this happened maybe in the early 90s? It had to be around that time. I honestly can’t remember, though. I’m guessing ea...

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FIND YOUR LINE

FIND YOUR LINE

It’s hard to write about my obsession with cars without sounding like a complete ass. It’s also boring. I mean, who wants to listen to me drone on ...

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COUP DE FOUDRE

COUP DE FOUDRE

I’m no expert in affairs of the heart. I never had any boyfriends in junior high or high school. There was one guy in the 6th grade who I think lik...

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BLACK FRIDAY

BLACK FRIDAY

So, Christmas at my house when I was a child was a time when my mom pulled out all the stops - storybook-style. She was wild about it. She couldn’t...

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IRS

IRS

Fear has been a huge motivator in my life. It’s why I started HEDGEHOUSE back in my garage. Neither my husband nor I are geniuses with money, and w...

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THE ASHRAM

THE ASHRAM

You can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain... I wonder if Neil Young knows about the Ashram. It's a place tucked back in the hills of Calabasas California....

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MADISON AVENUE

MADISON AVENUE

I have a long history with Madison Avenue. I must have walked parts of it 50 thousand times. The areas of concentration for me have mostly been bet...

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TORQUE

TORQUE

I’m supposed to be writing about my favorite places. That was the plan. Well, I don’t feel like writing about that this week. Sorry, I got two out ...

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THE SUMMER ROOM

THE SUMMER ROOM

When I was a kid, we never had air conditioning in any of our houses. My mother moved a lot. She got some money in the eighties and got into "real ...

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THE ORCHARD

THE ORCHARD

My business partner (whom I'd walk over hot coals for and is almost always right) suggested that I write about my top five favorite places - like o...

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