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My daughter, who is 8, informed me that today is International Women’s Day. I had no idea. I've never heard of it before. The first thing I thought...
Read moreI could write a pretty funny book about all the shit I got up to when I attended CalArts in 1989. The world had not changed yet -- meaning things ...
Read moreElaine’s was still open, so this happened maybe in the early 90s? It had to be around that time. I honestly can’t remember, though. I’m guessing ea...
Read moreIt’s hard to write about my obsession with cars without sounding like a complete ass. It’s also boring. I mean, who wants to listen to me drone on ...
Read moreI’m no expert in affairs of the heart. I never had any boyfriends in junior high or high school. There was one guy in the 6th grade who I think lik...
Read moreSo, Christmas at my house when I was a child was a time when my mom pulled out all the stops - storybook-style. She was wild about it. She couldn’t...
Read moreYou can't be 20 on Sugar Mountain... I wonder if Neil Young knows about the Ashram. It's a place tucked back in the hills of Calabasas California....
Read moreI have a long history with Madison Avenue. I must have walked parts of it 50 thousand times. The areas of concentration for me have mostly been bet...
Read moreWhen I was a kid, we never had air conditioning in any of our houses. My mother moved a lot. She got some money in the eighties and got into "real ...
Read moreMy business partner (whom I'd walk over hot coals for and is almost always right) suggested that I write about my top five favorite places - like o...
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